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If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
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When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
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Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
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Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
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If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
- If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
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Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
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STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
  
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